Casting News Of The Century

Ryan Reynolds as The Green Lantern? Yawn.

Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk? Whoopee woah.

Try this one on for size. Kylie Minogue, the Pop Star of pop stars, the Chanteuse of chanteuses, the Australian of Australians, is set to play a "heavily tattooed lesbian" in some sort of gothic romance that will also feature werewolves. (Her co-stars and her director and her writer are, obviously, unimportant.) Moreover she has a love scene where she kisses a girl. (Could there also be a scene where she smokes? Could there, could there, could there??? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?)

The pertinent questions: When will it be released and how soon can I start waiting in line outside the theater?