tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17951989.post5304823129067694595..comments2024-03-13T06:02:45.251-05:00Comments on Cinema Romantico: An Open Letter To The Makers Of BurlesqueUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17951989.post-33806133153265066522010-12-03T08:12:57.783-06:002010-12-03T08:12:57.783-06:00Simon: Except for Jessica Simpson. She's stil...Simon: Except for Jessica Simpson. She's still cooler than Jessica Simpson, though that isn't saying much.<br /><br />Andrew: I didn't have any real hatred for her until she decided to make it personal.Nick Priggehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17895803287589438170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17951989.post-37422652286089105782010-12-02T18:18:48.253-06:002010-12-02T18:18:48.253-06:00Yikes, folks. Why the Christina hate?Yikes, folks. Why the Christina hate?Andrew K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01104647944747041277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17951989.post-71368679846723032702010-12-02T16:54:17.679-06:002010-12-02T16:54:17.679-06:00Let's face it, Christina Aguilera isn't co...Let's face it, Christina Aguilera isn't cooler than anyone.Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08085105568601878075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17951989.post-37244631072321753802010-12-02T14:20:53.263-06:002010-12-02T14:20:53.263-06:00Oh, absolutely there are Iowa farm girls who are a...Oh, absolutely there are Iowa farm girls who are as hot as Christina Aguilera. But Christina Aguilera could NEVER be as cool as an Iowa farm girl and that's why she has no business playing one.<br /><br />Though, in interest of full disclosure, there are no Iowa farm girls who are cooler than Kylie Minogue, which isn't a slight to Iowa farm girls but merely a commentary on how Kylie Minogue is cooler than all of us.Nick Priggehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17895803287589438170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17951989.post-21166529741403581932010-12-02T13:33:36.723-06:002010-12-02T13:33:36.723-06:00Some notes:
1. I've known women that hot who...Some notes:<br /><br />1. I've known women that hot who were Iowa farm girls. And they all moved away to various big cities (generally LA and NY). To my knowledge, the most successful is a TV news reporter in Kansas City.<br /><br />2. I used a hay baler once. It then took a day to fix.<br /><br />3. Iowa farm girls would punch Cher right in her fake plastic face and then spit on her unconscious body.<br /><br />4. At least there wasn't a subplot about meth.Wretched Geniushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05691397733214664019noreply@blogger.com