' Cinema Romantico: No Strings Attached

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

No Strings Attached

Remember, kids, as Natalie Portman's/Ashton Kutcher's "No Strings Attached" helpfully teaches us, if you are not in a relationship and/or don't have a date to the next wedding to which you have been invited, all your triumphs mean nothing and your life is most likely worthless. So you probably should just go ahead and couple up with the next person you meet regardless of his/her personality or attention to hygiene to be on the safe side.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to stab myself.

2 comments:

Daryl said...

Wow, weirdly right after reading this I went to Netflix, and under comedies it recommended I could watch instantly, "No Strings Attached" was right next to "Airplane."

You, sir, are indeed a trend-setter.

Nick Prigge said...

Wait, that's not right! "Airplane" is funny! And good! "No Strings Attached" is not! Ted & Elaine's romance is more believable than...uh...whoever & whoever's.

Now I'll have to light myself on fire, like the other guy in "Airplane."