' ' Cinema Romantico: Ray of Light (#2)

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Ray of Light (#2)

One of the myriad side effects of necessary stay-at-home orders is cosmetology. How are we supposed to get haircuts?! What will we all look like by the time America’s President, His Imbecility, King Big Brain I, consulting not with experts but the spray-tanned little man inside, opens our country back up for Easter break while a global pandemic keeps raging? Who knows, but here’s hoping that if the Rapture happens to coincide with the Resurrection in a few weeks time, we meet it face to face with hair as strikingly ample and messy as PenĂ©lope Cruz in “Volver.”


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