Your Next Oscar Host Will Be...

With Tina Fey having already taken herself out of the running for 2014 Oscar Host a scant three days after the 2013 ceremony by essentially (rightfully?) admitting it's a no-win situation, the Academy Awards hosting applicant field is looking a little grim. Allow Cinema Romantico to spice up the pot!

Who should be your 2014 Oscar Host? I'll tell you who should be your 2014 Oscar host.