' Cinema Romantico: 10 More Movie Character Memoirs

Thursday, August 22, 2013

10 More Movie Character Memoirs

It was just announced that Will Ferrell’s alter ego Ron Burgundy, Anchorman extraordinaire and owner of a rich mahogany-smelling apartment, would be releasing his memoirs in advance of the film's upcoming sequel. This, as it absolutely had to, got me to thinking – what other movie characters should release their memoirs?

10 More Movie Character Memoirs

Rollergirl, Boogie Nights

"My Life On Skates"


Herman Blume, Rushmore

"Reflections"


Caden Cotard, Synecdoche, New York

"[Untitled]"


Corporal Fife, The Thin Red Line

"As I Saw It"


 Mrs. Griffith, Easy A

"Regrets, I Have A Few"


Josh Baskin, Big

"Getting Old Twice (It Blows)"


Paula, 40 Year Old Virgin

"174 Tips To Succeed In Business & Assorted Guatemalan Love Songs"



Chet, Kicking and Screaming

"Immortal Student: There Was A Horse At That One"


Jackie Q, Get Him To The Greek

"Gin & Fuck Buddies"


Uli Kunkel, The Big Lebowski

"A Non-History Of Nihilism"

2 comments:

Alex Withrow said...

Holy hell, this is brilliant. Of these, I think I'd most like to read "My Life On Skates" followed directly by "Getting Old Twice (It Blows)."

Though "As I Saw It" would be rather compelling.

Nick Prigge said...

Thanks! I kind of wish Malick would release a short film just to show us Fife's story.