Completely Useless Cannes Update

Currently the swank soiree known as the Cannes International Film Festival is the center of the cinematic universe. They are showing lots and lots of prestigious and potentially award-winning films and lots and lots of actors and actresses and directors and producers are attending various galas and giving various interviews and so on and so forth. But I'll be honest........

I kind of stopped paying attention once Kylie Minogue showed up for the premiere of the latest Leos Carax film.

When Kylie walks the red carpet, even Cannes momentarily halts.