Christmas Day

 

-"Hell of a time to be workin'."

-"What do you want for Christmas?"

-"My two front teeth."

-"May your wish be granted."

Just remember, dear friends and loyal readers, wherever you are this Christmas and however grand of a time you may be having, somewhere, likely in an exotic European locale, thieves, mercenaries, even madmen, are plotting heists and getting into car chases to chop vital briefcases off unlucky blokes' wrists.