Chin Up, Cheer Up

The republic’s been a little frothy, America, and if you’re feeling blue about it, fear not. Because hey, in a mere 12 years, which gives us at least enough time to send another probe to Pluto* (*planet), Summer Hathaway will be eligible to run for President meaning she can become President in 2032. Hold holy this last hope, dear reader.

Summer Hathaway: Likely President in 2032