Post-Golden Globes Oscar Predictions

The Golden Globes, Hollywood’s official Office Party, were last night. There were a lot of unexpected results. You can scroll through news, in a manner of speaking, relating to those and what they may or probably do not mean in the vat of sulfuric acid that is Film Twitter. Or you can just go see a movie and, like, form your own opinion, man. Either way, in lieu of the Golden Globes, we have officially revised our Official Oscar Predictions.

Best Picture: .....

Best Director: .....

Best Actor: .....

Best Actress: Lady Gaga, “A Star Is Born”

Best Supporting Actor: .....

Best Supporting Actress: .....

Best Original Screenplay: .....

Best Adapted Screenplay: .....

Best Foreign Language Film: .....