' Cinema Romantico: Which Last of the Mohicans Character Are You?

Friday, November 07, 2008

Which Last of the Mohicans Character Are You?

So yesterday my friend Nicolle advised me her brother had watched "Last of the Mohicans" and indicated he saw himself as Hawkeye, the Daniel Day Lewis character. Naturally, this made me happy. Anyone who compares themselves to a "Last of the Mohicans" character is a friend of mine. I then, as I must, got to thinking. I wonder what character from "Last of the Mohicans" everyone would be?

Soon I realized there is no one alive more qualified to determine this than me. So I wasted no time inventing a brief quiz meant to answer this question. Take a few minutes of your life to pour over the quiz below and soon you too will know precisely which "Last of the Mohicans" character you are.

7 comments:

Wretched Genius said...

Alice, which I think is wrong. I am totally a Duncan.

Also, my favorite president is FDR and my favorite Ford role is Jack Ryan, but I wasn't offered those options.

Rory Larry said...

Also Alice. And apparently 75% of quiz takers get Alice. Is this a flaw in the quiz or the nature of your friends? I was going to object until the last line.

Your favorite Springsteen album is “Tunnel of Love”.

I can't argue when the quiz magically knows my favorite Springsteen album.

Nicholas Prigge said...

Let's be perfectly honest, this quiz is completely unscientific. I typed it up in about 12 minutes.

Or....is it just that we really ARE all Alice???

(Probably not.)

david said...

Cora? Was she an actual character? I don't remember her?

Nicholas Prigge said...

Was she an actual character? Cora? Cora "they do not live their lives by your leave" Munro??? You're about to visit the place they filmed the movie and YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO CORA MUNRO IS???

I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't talk to you anymore.

Ashley said...

Hawkeye. Hells yeah, bitches. Also, I just watched the film for the first time last week. It was good. I liked it.

jacob said...

Cora. I'm ok with that. I do love "Darkness on the Edge of Town"