Who's The Most Sensational, Inspirational, Celebrational?

The answer, of course, is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (or Lady Gaga for the lamen).

Astute readers will notice I quoted The Muppet Theme Song in the title and this is because rumors are indicating Our Lady Of Perpetual Gaga is set to make a cameo in the new Muppet Movie which means I might have to actually see the new Muppet movie in the theater which means I'll have to deal with a bunch of five year olds.

Important Question: Will parents take their kids to a Muppet movie featuring a woman known for wearing flame throwing brassieres and who claimed on August 6, 2010 to have the biggest d--- in Grant Park? I sure would! She's a "free b----, baby" and I would want my daughter to grow up to be a free b----, too!  (I also hope my hypothetical daughter dances to the beat of the track. I would be severely disappointed if my hypothetical daughter chose not to dance to the beat of the track.)

If Statler & Waldorf talk any smack Gaga'll just incinerate them.

ANYWAY....the point of all this is that Miss Piggy has always thought of herself as the diva of divas but, rest assured, if Her Gaganess turns up on the scene she'll show who's the starlet and who's the sow. I mean, who doesn't want to hear "The Rainbow Connection" with a RedOne backbeat? Who doesn't want to see Gaga on keytar with Dr. Teeth And The Electric Mayhem?  Who doesn't want to see Gaga give Beaker a pep talk? "It's okay, Beaker, because your soul is beautiful. That chemistry lab blowing up is just an expression of your soul and how beautiful it is. No one else can understand your 'meeps' but we can and that's because you're a Little Monster, too." So let's make this happen. 

"The Muppets Take The Lower East Side."