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Wednesday, May 02, 2012

The Dark Knight Rises: Don't See The Trailer Here!

I have not seen the latest trailer for the summer movie of 2012, “The Dark Knight Rises.” However, my role as a movie blogger legally obligates me to mention it. Therefore I simply combed through a few takes of the latest trailer, stole a few lines and haphazardly cut together a synopsis.

“(B)leak, almost nihilistic”, “a thing of sadness and beauty”, “something E P I C”, “The Dark Knight Rises” is “a story of struggle and misplaced trust amid the crippling of a city.” “(P)repare to grow the biggest goosebumps you've ever felt in your entire life.”

Also, it bears mentioning that Selina Kyle is seen singing karaoke to “Escapade” by Janet Jackson, there is reference to a “Bat U-boat” and near the very end, if you freeze frame it, you can make out what appears to be an image of Nicole Kidman’s Chase Meridian.

Until July 20, I am waywardly yours.

This is a photo of Malin Akerman, who is not in "The Dark Knight Rises."


Derek Armstrong said...

I have made a point of not watching this newest trailer. If it's as great as "they" say it is, I want to see it for the first time in the theater.

"Come on baby, let's get away ..."

That is all.

Nick Prigge said...

I can totally agree with wanting to see it for the first time in the theater. That is a great feeling, isn't it, when you're at the theater and all of a sudden you get that trailer for the first time for a movie you've really been anticipating.

Derek Armstrong said...

Oh, I actually meant I'd see the movie when it comes out. But, that too.

Castor said...

You should just slip a picture of Malin Akerman in every post!

Nick Prigge said...

I've given it some thought. In fact, I kind of want to write a review of "Citizen Kane" entirely via Malin Akerman references. I'm not sure how I'd do it or if it's even possible, but you never know...