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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Official Cinematic Crush Update

While everyone oohs and aahs over the trailer for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s true return to the genre he helped build in “The Last Stand”, we here at Cinema Romantico are more taken with the news of his forthcoming “Breacher.” This, of course, is because it is set to co-star Cinema Romantico’s official Cinematic Crush, Malin Akerman.

Written and directed by David Ayer it is purported to follow the formula of Agathie Christie’s “Ten Little Indians”, whereby it tells, per Indiewire, “the tale of an elite DEA task force who rob an underground drug cartel while operating under the guise of a warranted raid. They think they’re in the clear, until they all start being bumped off one-by-one.”

Cinema Romantico predicts that Akerman will survive until the end solely to satisfy Hollywood's One Blonde Must Be Left Alive Quotient. (See: Joely Richardson in "Event Horizon" and Ali Larter in "House On Haunted Hill.")


Sam Fragoso said...

Just met Ackerman. Nice girl.

Nick Prigge said...

Wait? What? Really? Don't tease me, Sam!

Did you tell her that her Lovelace Biopic was TOTALLY the one that should have been made?

Anonymous said...

Ahah Sam, you don't just say 'just met Ackerman' so nonchalantly to Nick. That's like saying 'just met Gerry Butler. Nice bloke' to me!! :D

Details please.

Nick, I always enjoy your crush update posts :)

Nick Prigge said...

Ha! Thanks, Ruth! I'm glad you do. I get joy out of them. And yes, I eagerly await Sam's details as well. So that I can be furious with envy while he does.