' ' Cinema Romantico: Michael Bay, Vintage 2014

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Michael Bay, Vintage 2014

A review of the teaser trailer for "Transformers: Age of Extinction" by Jacques Smelling in this month's Bon Appétit Magazine...

"Flabby notes of trench coats ominously flapping in the breeze."

"Tart tones of fast-moving SUV's kicking up dust." 

"A rather briery Slow Motion Explosion Flee."

"Frustratingly acidic contractually obligated 'OH MY GOD!!!!!' from respected actor."

"Quick pan of concerned, frenzied hair female with American flag in background. Unevolved. Undrinkable."

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