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Showing posts with label Cannes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cannes. Show all posts

Friday, May 30, 2025

The Honorary Paume Brûlée


Keith David got his first proper screen credit in John Carpenter’s “The Thing” (1982), his first television credit opposite no less than Mister Rodgers in 1983 and first appeared on Broadway in 1980 in “The Lady from Dubuque,” written by the Pulitzer-winning playwright Edward Albee. Still, the first time I remember seeing David was in Emilio Estevez’s second go as writer/director, 1990’s “Men at Work,” sort of comically riffing, I would realize a couple years later when I finally saw it, on his character in “Platoon.” Is that bad? Is explaining the sanctity of a man’s fries, as he does in “Men at Work,” more or less vital to the culture than explaining how the rich are always screwing over the poor, as he does in Oliver Stone’s Oscar winner for Best Picture? (The way David says, “What we got here is a cru-sader” remains a top-tier comic undercutting of idealism.) Who knows? Probably it doesn’t matter. “Men at Work” doesn’t come up in David’s Random Roles interview with Will Harris for The AV Club in 2014 nor in his 2019 interview with Jennifer Wood for Vulture. But I’m sure whatever my first Keith David movie had been, he would tell me he was proud to have it be that one.

Wood began their chat by asking after David’s chief goal as an actor to which he replied: “I wanted to work. My goal was to be working actor.” I don’t mean to bash David’s fellow New Yorker Timothée Chalamet, but the latter pronouncing his desire to be one of the greats in his recent SAG Award winning speech is still a useful counterpoint to David’s more modest yet nevertheless noble aim. Noble, and successful. David has racked up more IMDb entries than, say, Johnny Bench, or Gil Hodges, or Tony Pérez had home runs. Even when most of his turn in the cult classic “Road House” wound up on the cutting room floor, well, David admits some sadness to Wood in their interview about that fact while also noting that role paid for his new car and his new apartment. Which isn’t to suggest acting is just about making a living. David attended The High School of Performing Arts and graduated from Juilliard Drama, and in interview after interview, he describes acting as a calling, and as a craft. And it’s why, I realize, when I think of David, I don’t necessarily think of any one movie, or any one performance, but the kind of cumulative effect, of his deep voice, his unmistakable presence, and above all, his sturdy professionalism. 

That cumulative effect, I suspect, is why Jordan Peele cast David in his sensational 2022 horror/sci fi film “Nope.” The role of Otis Haywood Sr. was small, just a few flashes really, but the character was immense, in Peele’s telling a descendant of the Black horse jockey in Eadweard Muybridge’s Animal Locomotion, widely considered the first motion picture. That is to say Otis Haywood Sr. was meant to represent the full scope of Black history in Hollywood and no doubt Peele knew that David’s mere presence would embody it. And that’s what I thought upon learning that Denzel Washington had recently been bestowed an Honorary Palme d’Or at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival.

I have nothing against Denzel Washington. Who would have anything against Denzel Washington? Denzel is Denzel! In my imaginary recalibrated Hollywood Walk of Fame, I gave Denzel a star. But he has received awards: Oscars, a Tony, the AFI Lifetime Achievement Award, the freaking Presidential Medal of Freedom. Keith David deserves an award too. And while Cinema Romantico has made a (not) annual tradition of awarding Burnt Palms, our answer to the Cannes Film Festival’s Golden Palm, we have never bestowed an Honorary Burnt Palm. And though the Paume Brûlée has tended to be flippant in nature, it has always gone to people this blog adores, like Nicole Kidman, and Marion Cotillard, just to name a couple. Cinema Romantico adores Keith David too and his Burnt Palm is straight from the heart. 

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Cinema Romantico's Cannes Brûlé Palme is Cancelled

The 71st Cannes Film Festival wrapped last week. As such, this is the week when Cinema Romantico would traditionally bestow its famously not-renowned Brûlé Palme, this blog’s variation on Cannes’ prestigious Palme d’Or, awarded each year to our favorite Cannes Film Festival attendee. This year, however, we have chosen not to bestow our un-exalted Brûlé Palme. I mean, we would bestow it, we absolutely would, to Asia Argento, but we know Ms. Argento, rightfully, respectfully, would smash our admittedly pointless Brûlé Palme into a thousand pieces.

This blog has no problem with film festivals. We really don’t. We don’t even mind the critics covering them who author 140 character 280 character reviews by Tweet 90 seconds after the screening so long as those critics admit up front that they are writing their reviews entirely within the Cannes champagne bubble atmosphere where proclamation trumps rumination. And we will never not love the inherent frivolousness that film festivals of the ornate Cannes variety provide. They are silly, star-laden, red carpeted affairs, and because this blog is more than capable of allowing multiple thoughts to co-exist in our mind at any one time, we refuse to engage with the flimflammery claiming that you can't care about something like Cannes when X, Y, or Z is happening. Please.

Still. Cannes, as Asia Argento emphatically stated when she took the stage at the festival’s awards ceremony this past weekend, was where she was raped at the age of 21 by Harvey Weinstein. “This festival,” she said, “was his hunting ground.” She continued:  “I want to make a prediction: Harvey Weinstein will never be welcomed here ever again. He will live in disgrace, shunned by a film community that once embraced him and covered up for his crimes.” Then, the turn. “Even tonight,” she said, “sitting among you, there are those who still have to be held accountable for their conduct against women, for behavior that does not belong in this industry, does not belong in any industry. You know who you are. But most importantly, we know who you are. And we’re not going to allow you to get away with it any longer.”

Shunning Weinstein, in other words, alters nothing. It make the industry feel better about itself, and it might allow proprietors of the asinine A Few Bad Apples theory to wash their hands of the mess and move on, but it does not cleanse the movie industry of all its myriad sins. Argento, however, bravely stepped up to call all the sinners still in prominent places of power within the industry out. Not by name, perhaps, but nevertheless right to their face, and in the brightest spotlight imaginable. If you don’t think she’s right, if you don’t think she was taking a risk, keep tabs on her IMDb credits in the coming years and see how things go for her.

The red carpet should not, literally or figuratively, be rolled up and stowed away as festival season rolls on. Because to roll up the red carpet and stow it away is a means to try and ward off the conversation by acting as if cheap symbolism means something. So, for the rest of festival season and awards season after that, I hope the red carpet stays right where it is, and I hope more women and men in Hollywood follow Argento’s lead. Step into the spotlight, walk the red carpet, turn around, douse the red carpet in gasoline, and toss a match. Change, real change, will have taken place only when the industry has been fumigated not only of Weinstein but of every person like him.

Thursday, June 01, 2017

The Cannes Brûlé Palme

The 70th annual Cannes Film Festival wrapped up last week. Movies were screened and whatever. We here at Cinema Romantico have never been big festival-goers as we prefer to see fewer films at a time and ruminate on the films we see a little longer. Critical rumination has no place at a festival, of course, at least not for critics, whose obligation is to see and then instantly spew, getting to Twitter FIRST with their capsule cum review, not only diagnosing what might not have even settled in their minds but providing fuel for headlines which too often these days comes across like the most valuable currency in movie discourse. It’s a real shame. Still, for all the unfortunate aspects of film festivals, this blog will never deny our affection for the frivolous bliss of Cannes, which is really all that should matter, and which is what reviewers in their spew should cop to straight away, an ecosphere of silver screen endorphins intended to yield euphoria rather than analysis.

As such, it is in that euphoric state that Cinema Romantico, from the cozy confines of its couch, where we spent our time observing Cannes from afar due to the traditional confluence of the Big 10 Track & Field Championships and the fact that the only outlet willing to grant us accreditation was Horse & Hound, officially bestow our famously un-exalted Brûlé Palme, this blog’s variation on Cannes’ prestigious Palme d’Or, awarded each year to Cinema Romantico’s favorite Cannes Film Festival attendee. Past winners include Kylie MinogueBill Murray and Kristen Stewart, and while this year’s recipient of Cinema Romantico’s non-notable Brûlé Palme is, if you have followed this blog for any length of time, or simply seen our Twitter avatar, incredibly foregone, that is, in so many ways, keeping with the festival attitude of mostly going to re-confirm your biases.

That is to say, the winner of this year’s quite insignificant Brûlé Palme is Nicole Kidman.

The what’s-that-then? Brûlé Palme goes to Nicole Kidman because Ms. Kidman, just as she so ably toggles between countless character types, played all Five Roles of Festival Attendee to remarkable precision.

She went alone.


She blended into an ensemble. 


She attended with her significant other, humbly accepting his (rightful) deference. 


She brought a friend.


She fronted a supergroup.


She did it all. Because she can do everything.


Thursday, May 19, 2016

Cinema Romantico's Cannes Brûlé Palme

As always, Cinema Romantico was unable to attend the Cannes Film Festival on account of scheduling conflicts pertaining to the Big 10 Track & Field Championships and the fact that the only outlet willing to grant us accreditation was Horse & Hound. But, of course, this inability to walk the red carpet be chased off the red carpet will not prevent us from officially bestowing the un-exalted Brûlé Palme, this blog's variation on Cannes' prestigious Palme d'Or, awarded each year to Cinema Romantico's favorite Cannes Film Festival attendee.

And so, following in the footsteps of past winners such as Kylie Minogue and Bill Murray, this year's recipient of Cinema Romantico's non-notable Brûlé Palme is.....

Kristen Stewart's Eyeshadow


Thursday, May 21, 2015

Emily Blunt's Letter to the Cannes Film Festival


The interwebs are alive with shouts and murmurs of the apparent Cannes Film Festival ordinance that all females must wear high heels on the red carpet, or else. The hella talented Emily Blunt, walking the red carpet on the French Riviera to promote “Sicario”, couldn’t take this footwear B.S. anymore and spoke about it. Twitter erupted. Cannes improbably became more supercilious. And so on. As it happens, Cinema Romantico’s sources were able to track down a letter sent by Emily Blunt’s PR team to the film festival’s directors in advance of her appearance. We have re-printed it below.

Dear Pierre Lescure and The French Association of the International Film Festival,

I hope this letter finds you well. Emily cannot wait to attend Cannes! However, we were hoping you might acquiesce to one minor request. While Ms. Blunt respects your ultra-progressive policy forcing females to wear high heels on the red carpet lest they appear - egads! - un-ladylike, she wondered if you might do her a solid, just this once, and grant her the privilege of wearing flats for the premiere of Sicario. Her back has really been in a lot of pain this last year considering she had to carry Tom Cruise in “Edge of Tomorrow.”

Thanks again!

Sincerely, The Artists Partnership

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Completely Useless Cannes Update 2 (Or: Please Tell Me Someone Else Noticed This)

At this year's edition of the swank soiree known as the Cannes International Film Festival, the impeccable Nicole Kidman stoked (ah?) a moderate cultural furor with her hair choice for a walk along the red carpet. The choice begged the question: did Nicole rip off Lindsay Bluth Fünke?

You be the judge.



Thursday, May 23, 2013

Completely Useless Cannes Update

Currently the swank soiree known as the Cannes International Film Festival is the center of the cinematic universe. They are showing lots and lots of prestigious and potentially award-winning films and lots and lots of actors and actresses and directors and producers are attending various galas and giving various interviews and so on and so forth. But I'll be honest........

I kind of stopped paying attention once Kylie Minogue showed up for the premiere of the latest Leos Carax film.

When Kylie walks the red carpet, even Cannes momentarily halts.