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Monday, June 02, 2025

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

Tom Cruise has been star and producer of the “Mission: Impossible” movie series since its 1996 inception, but the first few films were driven as much by the visual and narrative style of a rotating cast of directors. That changed when Christopher McQuarrie took in 2015 and then subsequently stayed on for three more movies, elevating the franchise to new heights by stepping back, so to speak, and centering Cruise and his relentless commitment to stunts. McQuarrie’s “Rogue Nation” (2015) and “Fallout” (2018) were the twin peaks of twenty-tens pop moviemaking and though “Dead Reckoning Part One” (2023) couldn’t live up to those two, graded on a curve, it was still exceptional. Whether “Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning” is, as the title implies, really the end of the series, we will see. I have my doubts. But the finished product suggests it’s probably time to call it quits. If in the wash, it’s good, it’s also overlong, overstuffed, occasionally plunders its own past, and turns Cruise’s devotion to big screen entertainment into messianism. 


When “Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One” concluded, a villainous Artificial Intelligence program called the Entity was threatening global destruction, but super-duper Impossible Mission Force agent Ethan Hunt (Cruise) and his motley crew had acquired a key that could unlock the AI’s source code to stop it. It’s just, that source code was aboard a Russian submarine sunk deep in the Bering Sea. A scintillating and simple set-up, and yet, “The Final Reckoning” takes too long to engage thrusters, laboring under the weight of addressing the Entity’s human emissary Gabriel (Esai Morales) also having gone rogue, an American government that wants Ethan to bring them the key, and myriad callbacks to characters and moments from previous movies as a kind of feting of the entire franchise. Maybe this would have worked had it been rendered with the joie de vivre that defined McQuarrie’s other entries, but the overall mood in “Final Reckoning” is oddly funereal, not festive, underlined in both an early twist and exposition scenes without the wit of those in “Dead Reckoning Part One.” None of this is helped by the absence of Vanessa Kirby, something like the co-villain of the previous two movies; Morales’s lack of verve is all the more conspicuous without Kirby’s delightfully bemused evil around to counteract it. Paying so much tribute to past characters that left no impression and they can’t even pour one out for The White Widow. 

Despite this protracted wind-up, however, the sequence in which Ethan does finally break into that submerged sub is sensational, taking the titular notion of an impossible mission and even by the standards of these movies stretching it with exuberant abandon. It is not merely the escalating complications that he encounters underwater but everything that gets him to the submarine in the first place; from the intervention of the President (Angela Bassett) to an aircraft carrier where Hannah Waddingham as its commander lays down the law (her line reading of “mister” is to die for) to a surprisingly sexy American submarine with a pair of powerful bit players in Tramell Tillman and Katy O’Brian and finally to the sunken Russian sub. And just when you think McQuarrie doesn’t have one more damn thing to heap on top of everything else, he pulls an ace with a reference not to May 22, 1996, a date that keeps echoing through “Final Reckoning,” but to August 5, 1983. I’ll let you figure it out for yourself. Suffice to say it’s the sort of moment that hits the action movie sweet spot, so ludicrously thrilling (thrillingly ludicrous), it makes you laugh out loud.

The DIY nature of Ethan’s mission, however, is also telling. “Rogue Nation” had fun with Ethan’s absurd invulnerability by having Alec Baldwin’s CIA director deem his IMF nemesis “the living manifestation of destiny.” “The Final Reckoning,” however, douses the knowing twinkle of that assessment by taking this living manifestation into some other sort of megalomaniacal dimension. Ethan, after all, proves the only one able to hold the Entity in the palm of his hand without fear of being tempted for ultimate power. And for as often as other characters insist that Ethan has always operated primarily from deep loyalty to his IMF cohorts, it’s noticeable how little impact those cohorts make. Paris (Pom Klementieff), Gabriel’s henchwoman from “Dead Reckoning Part One,” has switched sides to Ethan’s team, though despite Klementieff’s indelible presence, she is given virtually nothing to do. Hayley Atwell’s Grace has gone from an argumentative love interest to a cult member. Even the unexpected face from a previous impossible mission, not to be revealed, makes sure to thank Ethan for saving his life. 


The conclusion in which Ethan battles Gabriel aboard a biplane while his team attends to bomb-diffusing business on the ground comes out of nowhere and is essentially a loose remake of the climactic parallel by air and by land storylines of “Fallout,” as sure a sign as any that McQuarrie’s creative tank is approaching empty. Even so, it’s hard to deny that in and of itself this sequence doesn’t deliver by taking us back a hundred years to the barnstorming tours of the 1920s, as if this really all is just about the stunts, and wowing us in transforming wing walking into wing hanging. It’s a virtual Looney Tune, as Cruise’s face and hair stretched and squished with what might be amusing exaggeration if we didn’t know all this was real. No other actor, I thought, would be so willing to let himself look so ridiculous onscreen, the ultimate renunciation of vanity even if at the same time, that he was up there and performing this stunt at all was the ultimate vain exercise. Both are true, and it’s the moment where once and for all, whatever divide was left between character and actor falls away, the two physically and spiritually merging in service of blockbuster entertainment, a fitting coda to what came to be a phenomenal franchise, so long as Cruise has the paradoxical temerity to finally say, “Enough.”

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Bar Is Closed



It was reported yesterday that the sequel to “Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One,” slated for release next summer in 2024, is now being delayed to summer 2025. This would seem to stem at least in part from the ongoing SAG-AFTRA strike, which this blog very much supports. If the next M:I needs to get pushed to the summer of the Brisbane Olympics in 2032 so SAG-AFTRA’s siege of the shareholders ends in victory, I’m all for it. Still, as I have written before, few event movies anymore feel that way to me, but the McQuarrie “Missions Impossible” do. I felt so excited walking to my neighborhood theater to see “Dead Reckoning Part One” this past July. I even waited until Sunday to see it to give myself a few extra days of anticipation. Plus, Tom Cruise could well be breaking into a submerged submarine in the new one just as I have always dreamed! I need to know! Even more than all that, though, well, I mean, like, you know, next year is 2024. That means it’s the American Presidential election. That means I have to wait to see “Dead Reckoning Part Two” until after the American Presidential election. I was counting on this movie to help get me through, man! Even worse, with the way things are going these days, and if the philistines get back in office, you never know, we might not see it at all. 

Wednesday, July 12, 2023

A Dead Reckoning Part One Toast


Ever since the two Christopher McQuarrie editions of the “Mission: Impossible” franchise, “Rogue Nation” and “Fallout,” achieved the rare combination of box office breadwinning and critical veneration, it has become trendy in some social media quarters to express a preference for the pre-McQuarrie days, when the M:I franchise hitched itself to a new director each movie, rendering it as an auteur-driven franchise, for better or for worse. I don’t want to throw a wet blanket over all these views. Some are no doubt genuine! I am pro auteur! But I am compelled to disagree in this case. What, you wanted to hand “Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One”, released today, off to Todd Phillips? I prefer by a considerable margin the McQuarrie method in which he has put his stamp on the franchise by stepping away, in a manner of speaking, to center Tom Cruise, making it the stage of Hollywood’s singular stunt-doing madman. 

And while I think “Rogue Nation” overall might be the superior movie, I think there are a pair of moments in “Fallout” that most exquisitely define the McQuarrie touch. There is the HALO jumping scene, of course, which I have blabbered about before, and which I here, now, five years later, still can’t get over, because Cruise’s Ethan Hunt is not merely HALO jumping but HALO jumping into the club. But more than that, even, there is the scene of Cruise as IMF agent extraordinaire Ethan Hunt running across London.

The sequence exists on two levels at once. It is Ethan Hunt running, of course, in his ultimately fruitless pursuit of the bad guy, but it is also Tom Cruise running, and running, and running, running for us, his incessant locomotion an emblem of his devotion to all-out entertainment. Indeed, there comes a moment during Ethan’s electrifying pounding of pavement and rooftops when he swerves into an office building, needing to reach the roof of the building on the other side of the street, necessitating his smashing open a window with an office chair, and then stepping up to the ledge. 


As he does, he pauses for a moment and looks over his shoulder.


The gaggle of nameless clerical workers all stand at rap attention, gazing up at him, stand-ins for us, watching along in the movie theater, eagerly awaiting Ethan’s, er, Cruise’s next feat of strength. 


Like a tightrope walker stepping on to the wire, Cruise obliges. 

So. Here is to “Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One,” watch it with all the mirth of Tom Cruise flying through the air, may we all be alive at this time next year to see Dead Reckoning Part Two. Cheers. 

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

The $290 Million Question



Over the weekend the trailer for the loquaciously titled “Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One”, the 2023 sequel to the twin peaks of twenty-tens pop moviemaking (“Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation” and “Mission: Impossible – Fallout”), was leaked to Twitter, resulting in nothing less than social media rapture. Depending on the source, this trailer would make you believe in God, was better than sex, or deserved the Palme d’Or. I missed the leak, alas, but saw the preview on Monday after its official release and yeah, it’s good. I recommend having smelling salts on hand for the Christopher McQuarrie M:I devotee in your life. The trailer, it’s gut-busting globe-trotting rapid-fire spectacle where Rebecca Ferguson wears an eyepatch and wields a freaking sword, McQuarrie appears to dial up a variation of Buster Keaton’s biggest trick play, Shea Whigham (!) shows up for half a second, and Tom Cruise runs, cocks his head like he’s getting off the ring stool before the 7th round when he has decided it’s time to finally just go ahead and knock the other guy out, and hurtles off the edge of the earth into the abyss aboard a motorcycle as if it’s the end of “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.” [Sucks down a whole bottle of water.] 

However. The question before us today is not whether the “Dead Reckoning” trailer has opened your eyes to God, is better than sex, or worthy of a Palme d’Or. No, the question, as it is with any superb trailer, is this: is it better than “The Bling Ring” teaser? You know, the one in which Sofia, her majesty, virtually invented TikTok by remixing her own movie into a minute-long series of impeccable memes that concluded with its own version of a motorcycle descending into the mist with a convertible burning rubber into the heart of Californication.


Answer: No. No, it is not better than “The Bling Ring” teaser. Next.

Monday, July 02, 2018

How Will Tom Cruise Push the Envelope Next?

In the run-up to the 67th “Mission: Impossible” film, to be released July 27th, nearly every incisive article cobbled together from press junket quotes makes sure to cite Tom Cruise’s affinity for, shall we say, death-defying stunts. In “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol”, he literally scaled the world’s tallest building. In “Mission: Impossible – Rouge Nation” (maybe the best pure action movie of the decade), he literally hung from the side of a plane as it took off and leapt from a 120 foot ledge. Now, in “Mission: Impossible – Fallout”, he performs a so-called HALO (High Altitude-Low Opening) jump, “usually done,” Reuters reports, “only by highly-trained military professionals.” (To be fair, Cruise is a former Naval Fighter Pilot.) Reuters explains that Cruise “leaps from the cargo door of a plane at 25,000 feet – almost five miles – opening the parachute less than 2,000 feet from the ground.” Yikes. He took a year to prepare for the stunt, he explained to Entertainment Tonight, practicing in a tunnel. Cruise summarized: “We were pushing the envelope, I know it.”

And if there is one thing I know about Tom Cruise, other than his steadfast commitment to The Eight Dynamics, it’s that he will push the envelope again. As such, our question here at Cinema Romantico is obvious: how will Tom Cruise push the envelope in the next “Mission: Impossible” movie? Aren’t you glad we asked?


How Will Tom Cruise Push the Envelope Next?

Canyon Jump Across Snake River Canyon in a Skycycle X-2. Prospective director Christopher McQuarrie explains: “Evel Knievel couldn’t do it, Tom.” And as Tom Cruise himself once opined in the quasi-immortal “Cocktail”, when a guy lays down a dare, you gotta take it.

BASE jumping from the Burj Khalifa. Cruise climbed it, so why not one-up himself and jump off of it? Granted, this would be illegal, but he could film it on the sly and then dare the United Arab Emirates to do something about it. Tom Cruise vs. the UAE Government will be his greatest feat of strength yet!

Dance Marathon. Ethan Hunt and cronies are always going undercover at lavish affairs for intelligence purposes, so why not make the lavish affair in “Mission: Impossible – Overton Window” one in which Ethan Hunt and cronies must infiltrate a dance marathon? Naturally Tom Cruise demands that they film this infiltration during an actual dance marathon in which they actually compete. Rebecca Ferguson, Simon Pegg and Ving Rhames bow out. Tilda Swinton, John Turturro and Joaquin Phoenix step in. Tom Cruise wins the Dance Marathon. At the press junket, he keeps declaring between energy drink-ed cackles “I haven’t slept since we filmed it, jack!”

Climbing Everest Without Oxygen. Midway through “Mission: Impossible – Breakout Capability”, Ethan Hunt is tasked with acquiring the McGuffin which he must do, through a series of exorbitant calamities and coincidences, by summiting Mount Everest solo and without oxygen. Though the sequence only accounts for seven minutes of screen time, Cruise still trains himself into shape to film the sequence by literally summiting Everest solo and without oxygen.

Mission: Impossible – Mars. M:I7 will be set on Mars, meaning Tom Cruise will GoPro his own literal voyage to Mars, the first ever 5,112 hour one man action-adventure movie!

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Which Did It Better?

“Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation” is set to drop to drop in theaters this week and this got to us thinking, as each new “M:I” release gets us to thinking, about the not-really-immortal moment in “M:I-2” when Tom Cruise totally goes Daniel Day-Lewis and apes perhaps the most famous moment of my all-time favorite movie “Last of the Mohicans” and yells at Thandie Newton “Just stay alive!” And each time I think about Cruise yelling it at Thandie, I think about when Jerry yells “Just stay alive!” at Kramer in the 175th episode – “The Maid” – of “Seinfeld.”





It’s the hip thing these days on the Interwebs, you know, to take one thing and pit it against some other thing by positing the question “Which Did It Better?” and then proceed with a breakdown to determine the winner because this is America and in America you're either first or last. So, which did the “Just Stay Alive!” homage better – “M:I-2” or “Seinfeld”?

First things first, I haven't actually seen “MI:2” since seeing it in the theater all the way back in 2000 and so I totally forgot about this Tom Cruise expression.


Look at that! In retrospect it seems obvious he would grow up to jump up and down on Oprah’s couch and ruin his career, doesn’t it? Crazy-Eyes Tom Cruise is my favorite Tom Cruise after Maverick. Wait, wait, wait. Crazy-Eyes Tom Cruise is my third favorite Tom Cruise after Maverick and “Hippy Hippy Shake” Tom Cruise. No, no, no. Crazy-Eyes Tom Cruise is my fourth favorite Tom Cruise after Maverick, “Hippy Hippy Shake” Tom Cruise and “The goldfish are coming with me” Tom Cruise. Uh, well, actually Crazy-Eyes Tom Cruise is my fifth favorite Tom Cruise after Maverick, “Hippy Hippy Shake” Tom Cruise, “The goldfish are coming with me” Tom Cruise and the Tom Cruise that smacks his hands in “Eyes Wide Shut” (00:40 of this trailer).

Second, however, is that Tom Cruise doesn’t actually completely homage Day-Lewis. Day-Lewis, of course, yelled “Just stay alive! No matter what occurs, I will find you!” Cruise yells: “Just stay alive! I'm not going to lose you!” Jerry, on other hand, does the full Day-Lewis. I imagine Robert Towne, who admittedly cribbed from all over the annals of Hollywood for his “M:I-2” script, was afraid of getting hit with a Michael Mann right hook at some screenwriter's cocktail party. That, however, allows “Seinfeld” to score some massive bonus points.

I also like this idea of Jerry and Kramer at their most vulnerable just sort of inadvertently admitting to their 90’s-styled neighborly bromance.

“I'm infected with Chimeria.” God, does Thandie Newton sell that line. I like that line so much that I’m surprising myself and giving it a slight nod over Michael Richards’ patented and eternally hilarious through the phone Kramer-ish shriek.

Let’s be frank. It’s hard for me to say that my all-time favorite TV show paying homage to my all-time favorite movie could ever be topped by anything else paying homage to it. “Seinfeld” and “Last of the Mohicans” intersecting is an astonishing case of worlds colliding; it’s almost as good as this photo. Of course, “Seinfeld” did it better! And yet…

I didn’t really like “M:I-2” the first time around…or, at least that’s how I remember it. But was the whole movie’s tone equivalent to this scene? Because this scene has an operatic romance, so heightened in cinematic inflection, so merrily absurdist that I find myself to drawn it. Tom & Thandie are not Hawkeye & Cora because they can’t be because no one is. And so even if Mr. Cruise’s homage is still, like, a billion miles away from the impassioned yell of Mr. Day-Lewis, they nonetheless exist in the same solar system, one where the homage trends away from parody and more toward tribute. And yet...  

Jerry was never earnest. Jerry was always a horse’s ass. For a moment, though, even if it was a couple lines explicitly referencing something else, Jerry afforded himself an actual heartfelt moment. Yes, there was the episode earlier in the 9th season that found Jerry becoming briefly emotional when a girlfriend encourages him to get mad, but this is something else. This isn’t just Serious Jerry; this is Selfless Jerry. And the fact that “Last of the Mohicans” triggered it, warms my heart. Even Jerry Seinfeld, sitcomland’s pre-eminent tin man, found himself moved by Hawkeye & Cora. How can we not say “Seinfeld” did it just a little bit better?

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Final Scene of Mission: Impossible Space Vertigo

In all the hullabaloo regarding the 117,000 superhero movies greenlit over the course of the next 75 years what got lost was the announcement that Tom Cruise would be starring in another 5 “Mission: Impossible” movies over the next 20 years. The final film, slated to be titled “Mission: Impossible Space Vertigo” will be helmed by a Finnish director you haven't heard of because he hasn't made a movie yet.


One of Cinema Romantico's most trusted sources was able to get his hands on a copy of the “Space Vertigo” screenplay, and the last scene's twist is so delicious I was left with no choice but to share it. And while I hesitate to divulge this information for fear of reprisals from both the studio and the Cruise Camp, well, I think when you see the “twist” I’m talking about you will agree it was worth the risk. The final scene has been re-printed below with no embellishments…

EXT. SPACE ELEVATOR - 96,000 KM ABOVE EARTH

Ethan Hunt dangles from the tippy-top of the elevator, wearing a space helmet that, somehow, still allows his flowing locks to dangle to just below his neck, as Aarne Klaus, in a jet-black spacesuit, floating weightlessly, taunts him from just above.

Ethan looks down, Earth spinning just below him, its atmosphere ready and willing to incinerate him should be fall.

Klaus rears back with his pugilistic space gloves and slams into both of Ethan’s desperate hands. 

With a defiant yell, Ethan lets go and falls, falling and falling toward Earth. Nothing can stop his ultimate demise now.

INT. FLANAGAN'S COCKTAILS & DREAMS - MANHATTAN - PRESENT DAY

BRIAN FLANAGAN, leaning against the back counter of illuminated liquor with a mop in hand, is dozing while standing up. Seeing this, his wife, JORDAN MOONEY, smacks him with a wet dish towel.

JORDAN: Hey. Dufus. You were sleeping on the job again.

BRIAN: I just had the strangest dream. I dreamt that I was a special agent in the IMF.

JORDAN: IMF? You mean, like “Mission: Impossible”? The old TV show?

BRIAN: Yeah, exactly.

JORDAN: Was Peter Graves there?

BRIAN: I think so. But he looked more like Jon Voight.

JORDAN: Jon Voight?

BRIAN: And I was married to that girl we saw in “True Detective.”

JORDAN: Maggie Hart? You were married to Maggie Hart?

BRIAN: It was really weird. My personality kept changing. And the tone of the whole dream was just like......all over the place. Like, I was slipping in and out of different dreamscapes created by different people. They were so uneven in quality. It felt like I was at this dock in Sydney for, like, 127 hours. 

JORDAN: No more daiquiris for you before bed. By the way, one of the regulars threw up in the bathroom again. Too many whiskey sours.

BRIAN: (sighs) I’ll get to it.

JORDAN: Cocktails and dreams, eh, Bri’?

Brian shuffles off. In the distance, from the jukebox, or perhaps an old transistor radio, we hear “Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you / Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama”…

FADE OUT

Thursday, May 09, 2013

5 Directors For Mission: Impossible 5

It was recently announced that Tom Cruise inked a deal to return to his "Mission: Impossible" franchise for a fifth film. Director of "Ghost Protocol", the series' most recent entry, Brad Bird is not slated to return and speculation centers around Christopher McQuarrie as being the man to helm the new one. Until such time, however, Cinema Romantico is here to helpfully offer five names that could lead Cruise's indefatigable IMF agent Ethan Hunt in a new direction.

5 Directors For MI-5


Edgar Wright. Simon Pegg is already part of the team so, hey, why not surround Ethan Hunt with Nick Frost & Lucy Davis and have the IMF commander (Bill Nighy) send Hunt off to London to, unbeknownst to Hunt & team, eliminate a member of the House of Lords solely because he never settled a backgammon bet with Nighy. Chaos ensues when it turns out some guy referred to as “007” (Timothy Dalton) is tasked to defend the same Lord.

Your next IMF Commander?
Christopher Guest. A mockumentary chronicling a week in the life of the IMF where Ethan Hunt and his team – Eugene Levy, Parker Posey, Bob Balaban – struggle to file paperwork in the face of an impending deadline from their blowhard commander (Fred Willard). Meanwhile, a megalomaniacal vending machine magnate (Ed Begley Jr.) takes IMF headquarters hostage in a misbegotten effort to have the IMF employ his services. Hunt hatches a scheme to get to and take out the magnate by crawling through the building’s air duct system until Willard explains the air duct system was removed on account of too many villainous break-ins via air ducts.


David Gordon Green. In an effort to have more strangers on the street quote lines to him from movies he made to feel validated, Green employs Shane Black as screenwriter with one order: “Add as many quips as you can." Black does. The film flops. No one approaches Green on the street to quote lines from it. Disillusioned, Green makes a severely independent film in north Mississippi.

Imagine this is, from left to right, Michael Cera, Tom Cruise & Michelle Monaghan
Joe Dante. After catching “Innerspace” one night on CMT Tom Cruise decides he wants Ethan Hunt to be miniaturized in a submersible pod and, thus, hires “Innerspace” director Joe Dante to helm MI-5. In the film, an IMF experiment involving miniaturization goes awry which causes Ethan's ex-wife (Michelle Monaghan) to accidentally be miniaturized and subsequently injected into the body of an Orange Julius employee (Michael Cera) in a desperate effort to conceal sensitive information which causes villainous Michael Shannon to miniaturize himself to be injected into Michael Cera to retrieve the sensitive information which causes Ethan to miniaturize himself to be injected into Michael Cera to stop villainous Michael Shannon and save his ex-wife.

Your MI-5 villain?
Len Wiseman. Kate Beckinsale is featured as the leather & high-heeled boot clad villain. Which is all that matters.